"The Belchers do Halloween right, and will do right by you, you wimp." - Fox
Every Halloween, horror enthusiasts stage movie marathons stuffed with scares and gore, horrifying twists and disgusting creatures from the darkest corners of human imagination. And every Halloween, wimps the world over retreat into the shadows, waiting for the storm to pass.
Well, cower no longer, all ye frightened brethren.
Vox has compiled a slate of alternative programming for all the wimps out there who want to enjoy Halloween even if they don't enjoy being scared, because, really, being scared is the worst. (Don't worry: Most of these are readily available on some kind of streaming service, the better to immediately squash burgeoning horror movie plans.)
Here are Vox's 17 Halloween TV Episodes for Wimps and Scaredy-Cats.