The Worst Movies Michael's Ever Seen - Page 2

There are assuredly worse cinematic abominations than these. Sometimes movies are so abjectly awful you grow fond of them (The Room, Teeth). These are ones I paid money to see (in theaters or rentals) and walked away feeling cheated and defiled. Some are just outright Scottish toilets of movies; some JUST TRY TOO HARD (100 POINT NEON FONT); some are too winky/cheesy or, conversely, take themselves waaay to seriously; some have unintentionally, but deeply, unlikable center characters; some are pet peeves (I really dislike anything where the answer to a woman's problems is a rich man); some are unholy monstrosities of bright colors, loud noises, and hyper-kinetic images, like Bart Simpson on a Squishy bender. The Passion of the Christ is in its own category of sacrilege by reducing the loving gift of grace to leering, salacious torture porn.