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Best Epic Rap Battles of History Disses

Epic Rap Battles Of History Is A Series On YouTube That Pits Two Pop Culture/Historical Figures Against Each Other. Here Are All The Best Disses From All Seven Seasons Of Epic Rap Battles Of History.
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With Those Teeth When You're Through There'll Be No Dust Left to Bite
With Those Teeth When You're Through There'll Be No Dust Left to Bite
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Show Some Class When You Dress Shave That Bush off Your Lips
Show Some Class When You Dress Shave That Bush off Your Lips
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You Dance Like You Rode a Bicycle Race With No Seat
You Dance Like You Rode a Bicycle Race With No Seat
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You Changed Your Name to Mercury You Should've Been Freddie Uranus
You Changed Your Name to Mercury You Should've Been Freddie Uranus
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Had a Hit Song Called My Way but Someone Else Wrote It
Had a Hit Song Called My Way but Someone Else Wrote It
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You're the Least Talented Rat in Your Whole Pack of Rodents
You're the Least Talented Rat in Your Whole Pack of Rodents
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I'm More Powerful Than You When I'm Wearing Women's Pants
I'm More Powerful Than You When I'm Wearing Women's Pants
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Your Music Is Like the Soundtrack to a Vasectomy
Your Music Is Like the Soundtrack to a Vasectomy
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You Got a Bucket on Your Head and a Fu Manchu
You Got a Bucket on Your Head and a Fu Manchu
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The Great Wall Couldn't Keep You Out of China
The Great Wall Couldn't Keep You Out of China
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I Give People Candy You Just Like to Pillage
I Give People Candy You Just Like to Pillage
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You Have Two Giant Ears but Can't Hear That You Suck
You Have Two Giant Ears but Can't Hear That You Suck
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I Don't Know How Any Kind of Joke Could Ever Go Over That Head
I Don't Know How Any Kind of Joke Could Ever Go Over That Head
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You Lost to a Herd of Nerds Who Call Themselves a Loser's Club
You Lost to a Herd of Nerds Who Call Themselves a Loser's Club
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You're Weak and You've Lost Every Fight to a Knight Who Wears Underwear Over His Tights
You're Weak and You've Lost Every Fight to a Knight Who Wears Underwear Over His Tights
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You Lost to a Turtle That Wasn't Even a Ninja
You Lost to a Turtle That Wasn't Even a Ninja
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No One's Dying to Play With Joker Except for Maybe Heath Ledger
No One's Dying to Play With Joker Except for Maybe Heath Ledger
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That Purple Suit Is Something You Should Only See Steve Harvey In
That Purple Suit Is Something You Should Only See Steve Harvey In
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Who Needs Guards When You Couldn't Even Escape Cesar Romero's Moustache
Who Needs Guards When You Couldn't Even Escape Cesar Romero's Moustache
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You Got Beat by the Scooby Gang
You Got Beat by the Scooby Gang
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You Dance Like a Chicken That Snuck in a Drunk Kitchen
You Dance Like a Chicken That Snuck in a Drunk Kitchen
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You're the Ugliest Thing That's Failed in Russia Since Boris Yeltsin
You're the Ugliest Thing That's Failed in Russia Since Boris Yeltsin
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You're a Buck Tooth Nerd With a Perm
You're a Buck Tooth Nerd With a Perm
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You're Just the Emperor of the Lollipop Guild
You're Just the Emperor of the Lollipop Guild
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You're the Only Type of Dynamite That's Never Going to Bang
You're the Only Type of Dynamite That's Never Going to Bang
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You're the Only Kind of Dynamite That's Never Going to Bang
You're the Only Kind of Dynamite That's Never Going to Bang
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You Gotta Translate What You Said on the Opposite Page
You Gotta Translate What You Said on the Opposite Page
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It Looks Like Chewbacca Wiped His Butt on Your Head
It Looks Like Chewbacca Wiped His Butt on Your Head
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Because My Voice Is Incredible and Your Music Is Terrible Who Even Listens to Classical Anyway
Because My Voice Is Incredible and Your Music Is Terrible Who Even Listens to Classical Anyway
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My Voice Is Incredible and Your Music Is Terrible Who Even Listens to Classical Anyway
My Voice Is Incredible and Your Music Is Terrible Who Even Listens to Classical Anyway
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Your Music Gets You Chicks on Your Facebook Pages
Your Music Gets You Chicks on Your Facebook Pages
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You Wanna Trade Blows You Can't Even Hit Puberty
You Wanna Trade Blows You Can't Even Hit Puberty
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Your Own Music Made You Deaf
Your Own Music Made You Deaf
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I Would Smack You but in Germany We Don't Hit Little Girls
I Would Smack You but in Germany We Don't Hit Little Girls
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And I'm Glad I'm Deaf So I Can't Hear That Piece of Crap "My World"
And I'm Glad I'm Deaf So I Can't Hear That Piece of Crap "My World"
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Tom Riddle Me This How's Your Wand Going to Beat My Staff
Tom Riddle Me This How's Your Wand Going to Beat My Staff
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Check Your Status They Call Me Headmaster You're Nothing
Check Your Status They Call Me Headmaster You're Nothing
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You Try to Win Your Battles With Two Fat Hobbits
You Try to Win Your Battles With Two Fat Hobbits
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Your Spells Are a Joke Not Funny Ones Either
Your Spells Are a Joke Not Funny Ones Either
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I'm Swallowing Needles and Spitting Out Evil You Couldn't Escape From a Flash Paper Bag
I'm Swallowing Needles and Spitting Out Evil You Couldn't Escape From a Flash Paper Bag
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