What Makes Chicago Great...

When Chicagoans are asked why they love their Windy City, they never have a shortage of answers. To many residents of Chicago, their home town will NEVER be a "second" city. Expensive? Over-populated? Noisy? Dirty? Smelly? Dangerous? Potholes that can swallow cars whole? Horrible weather? What is it that makes Chicago so special to the hearty souls that call it home? What does Chicago have over anywhere else?
Here are 30 examples that typical pro-Chicago fans and the web have to offer up...P.S. This is a joke. The first 10 feature nightmarish crowds, and the other 2/3s feature places that AREN'T EVEN IN CHICAGO. If you think this is an accurate list of Chicago's wonders... well, you need help.