Things Most Likely to Destroy the United Kingdom

It's with great sadness that I announce to the United Kingdom's children such as Australia, Canada and New Zealand, that your Mother country unfortunately isn't doing well and she is under great danger. But the United Kingdom will always protect her cubs and put her cubs lives before your lives, so please don't worry too much Australia, New Zealand and Canada. Your Mother will sing you a lullaby shortly to soothe your tears due to the threats and uncertainty of the 21st Century. The UK loves her beautiful ex colonies so much and is so proud of all her lovely children! The UK wishes her children the best of luck, take care.