Hey, what's up. It's the Broscars, the first awards show for sweet movies instead of artful shit.
Categories:
3-5: Most Jacked Actor in a Feature Film.
6-8: Most F***ed-Up Shit.
9-11: Best Funny-Ass Part from a Funny-Ass Movie.
6, 12-13: Best Tough Guy Played by an Actor I Could Probably Take in Real Life.
5, 14: Death Scene That Made Me Mad Sad.
6, 15-17: Best Picture, Lifetime Achievement Award.
And the brominees are...