No other genre has shown so much range, diversity, and fearless originality.
The categories:
1-3: Best Use of a Wife-Beater and Regional Accent.
4-6: Best Master Thief Forced Out of Retirement to Pull the Biggest Heist of His Career to Protect His Family.
7-10: Best Villain in a Nicolas Cage Movie.
11-14: Best Batshit Bonkers Bug-Eyed Freakout.
13, 15-16: In Memoriam.
17-20: Worst Use of Hair in an Action Thriller.
And the winner is...