Stephen Colbert's "List of Things That Won't Treat COVID-19"

On a recent show, in response to reports that right-wing anti-vaxxers are not only ingesting horse dewormer, but are now gargling with the douche Betadine and sniffing onions and placing them around the house, the Laffmaster Stephen Colbert revealed his list of other "Things That Won't Treat COVID-19." This SARCASTIC list shines a light on just how clueless and laffable these people who live in the universe of "alternative facts" truly are. How many of these remedies have you heard of???