(The Hard Times)
A lot of people want to make the most of summer while it's here, and whether it's by going for hikes, spending days at the beach, or going on road trips, those people are wrong.
Think about it, do you actually LIKE summer? The heat, the mugginess, the bugs? No, of course you don't, you like weed and air conditioning. The only reason you get jazzed on summertime is that your lizard brain still thinks you don't have to do homework anymore.
Pay no mind to all those influencers, health nuts, and "concerned loved ones" who insist you need to go outside and "live your best life." Your best life is here, inside, where the TV is. And hey, why not binge this list of cautionary tales that confirm stepping out into the sun is a categorically bad idea? Here are the 38 best summer-set horror movies of all time:
