"Brick"—"My girlfriend is getting an abortion..."
"The Middle"—"You're a young adult, no one understands you and you're growing boobs..."
"Jeremy"—"Jeremy shot his class today."
"Longview"—"Masturbate a lot tonight..."
"Hound Dog"—"You ain't nothin' but an asshole..."
"Crash Into You"—"And I'm stuck...in you."
"Semi-Charmed Life"—"I'm on meth, I'm on meth, I'm on meth, I'm on meth..."
"Like a Prayer"—"I'm down on my knees, I wanna give you head!"
"Tears in Heaven"—"Would you know my name...if you hadn't fallen out of that fifty-third-story window?"
"Yellow Submarine"—"We are taking large amounts of pills, large amounts of pills..."
"You Oughta Know"—"I don't like you!"
"Your Body is a Wonderland"—"This song is gonna get me laid..."
"Candle in the Wind"—"And it seems to me, you lived your life, until you were hit by that van..."
YOU'RE WELCOME. (Sorry.)
