Ah, Halloween! The Octoberest holiday. The only major holiday that doesn't have a whole bunch of annoying-ass rules about how you can celebrate it, but much like "Rick and Morty" is really ruined by the people who enjoy it the most.
But there's a lot to do on Halloween. Maybe you wanna carve some pumpkins. Maybe you wanna eat yourself into a diabetic coma thanks to all the candy. Maybe you wanna open a hell-mouth. There's a charming one in upstate New York. Or maybe you just wanna invite some friends over for a movie night and watch somethin' spooooooky.
But you're not like all the others. No. You have class, you have taste, you have sophistication. You have a film degree, student debt, and probably – just probably – a million excuses about why the female orgasm is "unnecessary." If that sounds like you, then we have a list for you. So put the blow-up doll away, quit drinking yourself to death (at least until Christmas) and call your friends over for a movie marathon. And once (...)
