"Congratulations, you got into college! High school is behind you, as is your childhood. Higher education is your new pursuit until your parents turn their backs and leave ya pickling inside your dorm. Out come the kegs and in go the closet weed-gardens. If you thought teenage slasher debauchery was wild and depraved before, wait until Frank the Tank shows up on the scene.
College-set terrors inject an extra layer of relish into their slaughtering. There's no pretending innocence within these runtimes. Everyone on campus is over-sexed and screaming for punishment. Yes, sir, may I please have another. Students happily protrude their bottoms for pledge, but when the fraternity brother is Ghostface, they will regret all that hard work they drilled into their SATs."
